Survey: To All Guys Out there!

How would you feel if a girl asked you to have a "No-strings-attached" relationship?

A) GREAT!! Bring it on!

B) Hmm, there must be a catch! Shall I read the small print?

C) No Way! I am NOT playing that game!

D) Other (and state your reaction)

I can NOT get enough of .....

OR

OR

Ohh, and the other day, I was followed by a guy who looks EXACTLY like ....

Can you imagine how terrified I was?! There is NO ONE that I know who I didn't call out for help! Heheheh it was scary then, bs hillarious NOW .. LOL!

Co-worker From HELL!!

In my new job, I have this co-worker, who I first met few years back as my cousin's classmate. When I saw him at work the first time, it was all nice and formal, all "hi's"and bye's". THEN, he started talking! Started making conversations! Started shocking me! and STILL does....

Want to know the "shocking conversations"? Hmmm lemme give you a sample...

Conversation Uno
Him: Haaaa cutyaaa.. Shloonich?!
/me thinking: (cutyaa? shako?)
Me: hmmm zaina, enta shloonik?
Him: Makoo.. thaba6t wa7daa ams.. 3ad mn zemaaan mo 6ale3 ba66alt agez...
/me shocked!
Me: Ohh ok

Conversation Dos
Him: Good morning!
Me: Good morning..
Him: Yah Yah Yah 9ayraa 7elwaa elyoum.. esh3enich? emwa3daaa?
/me shocked!
/me no comment!

Conversation Tres
Him: Agoool..
Me: Hala?
Him: chenna awal kaan jesmich a7laa? kentay skinny.. tara a7laa 3laich..
/me pissed off!
Me: a7la wela mo a7la! It's none of your business o ma7ad 6alab rayik!

Conversation Cuatro
Him: OKH! Laish 7asha sha3rech?! Ma a7b el-BOY!
Me: Listen! I think I have to state clearly that ako farg between me, your diwaniya friends, and your GF.. as I believe that you do not see that LINE and you keep crossing it all the time! PLZ STOP talking to me until you see that LINE clearly...
Him: eshda3waaa ! Yalla 3aaad!
Me: I said STOP talking to me until you see that LINE!
Him: okay okay.. khalas .. I am so sorry! Wont happen again! bs la t3a9been!
Me: GOOD!

He stopped being a jerk for a couple of conversations, then he is all BACK being a jerk and all... I really don't know what to do with this guy!! Does anyone have a "Co-worker from Hell"? How do you deal with him/her?


Last Thought: For some reason, I keep avoiding the sun, though I am dying to get a golden tan! Could it be? Me? Worried about wrinkles? What the *BEEEEEEEEEEP*?!?!